You won't believe it!

 Hello my dear friends! Today I want to tell you what happened about a month ago in our town. It was a night. I was eating a sandwich when I realized that I was a vampire. I wanted to go out. "Whither are you going?"said my sister. "To cavern" I said. My sister had doubts about this idea, so I gave her a pipe of Amontillado. Six years ago our father hided it in my wardrobe. And I knew that a wine was a weak point of my sister. Right away she showed goodwill. I put a motley on hurriedly and ran out of the house. I took a taxi in oder to save time. I was as rampant as a serpent. When I sat in a car I suddenly saw a flagon of red wine near the driver. I thought that it was a sign and shot a glance at the driver. He was handsome guy with azure eyes and I felt he had a sweet blood. "Just what I want! It is a good luck to encounter him!" I said with a leer. A driver smiled constantly. And I looked forward my delicious meal. When a taxi stopped I wanted to hypnotize a driver, but he wanted to go with me because it was too dark and he couldn't to leave a girl in a forest. It was great! A victim came to me without my efforts! Cavern walls were moist and wreathed in mould. The cave was extensive and there were some serpents. A driver recoiled a few paces but his gait was steady. Unexpectedly he took his cloak off. And what did I see? I saw a big scar on his neck! I was bewildered. I perceive that... he was a vampire too. And he thought that I was his next victim. There was nothing to be done. Since then we hunt every night together.

The story includes new words from "The cask of Amontillado".